Trees have tricked us—Arbor Day isn't about the environment! It's a plot for trees to get closer to humans and spread their seed. They secretly want us!
Earth is cooling, not warming! Burn more coal to stop the next Ice Age. Don’t fall for the climate change hoax—Big Sweater just wants you to buy more sweaters!
Hurricane Helene was no accident! There is a government plot using geoengineering to create storms, force land sales, and mine North Carolina's lithium!