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Gobble Gone Wild: Pardoned Turkey Turns Fugitive, Terrorizes Freeway

Pardoned turkey steals a car, goes on a freeway crime spree, firing shots and tossing cranberry sauce. Thanksgiving chaos gobbles its way into history!
November 28th, 2024

BREAKING: President Trump Plans to Ban Transmissions, Mandates All Cars Must Be “Flintstones-Style” by 2025

Trump mandates foot-powered cars, bans transmissions, then shuts down the EPA, claiming Americans can handle emissions with "a good old-fashioned sniff test."
November 7th, 2024

Trump Declares War on Extraterrestrial Immigrants: The Galactic Deportation Act is Here!

“Build the Wall” was just the beginning. Now it’s “Secure the Planet” as Trump sets his sights on deporting actual extraterrestrials from the U.S.
November 7th, 2024

BREAKING: Bigfoot Spotted Strolling Through Portland!

Bigfoot was spotted rummaging through a trash can in Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square, causing confusion, fright, and surprise among locals.
October 24th, 2024

Man Wears Jacket in Summer So People Will Ask Him to 'Take Jack It Off'

Man wears jacket in summer just to make people say "take jacket off," so he can reply, "You mean Jack it off?" Experts call it "Extreme Dad Joke Syndrome."
October 24th, 2024

The Moon Landing Hoax: Bad Lighting and Alien Spotlights

The moon landing was faked because the "moon" is actually a giant alien lightbulb inside the flat Earth's dome, used for global mind control and deception!
October 20th, 2024

The Shocking Truth About Traffic Cameras

Traffic cameras aren't tracking us for the government—they're working for squirrels! They control the system, and the government is just their puppet regime.
October 26th, 2024

Google’s Real Plan: Harvesting Data... from Your Cats!

Google isn’t just targeting you with ads—they’re secretly decoding your cat’s behavior through “PURRject Deep Meow” to control your online habits.
October 17th, 2024

The Shocking Truth Behind Reality—You’re the Only Real Person in Your Dimension!

You’re the only real person in your dimension; everyone else is an AI bot simulating versions of people from their own dimensions. Wake up—you’re truly alone!
October 17th, 2024

Trees Have a Secret Agenda—They Want to Mate with Humans!

Trees have tricked us—Arbor Day isn't about the environment! It's a plot for trees to get closer to humans and spread their seed. They secretly want us!
October 17th, 2024