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Gobble Gone Wild: Pardoned Turkey Turns Fugitive, Terrorizes Freeway

Gobble Gone Wild: Pardoned Turkey Turns Fugitive, Terrorizes Freeway
Pardoned turkey steals a car, goes on a freeway crime spree, firing shots and tossing cranberry sauce. Thanksgiving chaos gobbles its way into history!
January 2nd, 2025
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BREAKING: President Trump Plans to Ban Transmissions, Mandates All Cars Must Be “Flintstones-Style” by 2025

BREAKING: President Trump Plans to Ban Transmissions, Mandates All Cars Must Be “Flintstones-Style” by 2025
Trump mandates foot-powered cars, bans transmissions, then shuts down the EPA, claiming Americans can handle emissions with "a good old-fashioned sniff test."
January 2nd, 2025
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Trump Declares War on Extraterrestrial Immigrants: The Galactic Deportation Act is Here!

Trump Declares War on Extraterrestrial Immigrants: The Galactic Deportation Act is Here!
“Build the Wall” was just the beginning. Now it’s “Secure the Planet” as Trump sets his sights on deporting actual extraterrestrials from the U.S.
January 2nd, 2025
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BREAKING: Bigfoot Spotted Strolling Through Portland!

BREAKING: Bigfoot Spotted Strolling Through Portland!
Bigfoot was spotted rummaging through a trash can in Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square, causing confusion, fright, and surprise among locals.
January 2nd, 2025
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Kamala Harris Promises Black Men Exemption from Child Support!

Kamala Harris Promises Black Men Exemption from Child Support!
Kamala Harris unveils plan exempting Black men from paying child support, aiming to boost economic freedom and reinvestment in local communities.
January 2nd, 2025
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