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Man Wears Jacket in Summer So People Will Ask Him to 'Take Jack It Off'

Man wears jacket in summer just to make people say "take jacket off," so he can reply, "You mean Jack it off?" Experts call it "Extreme Dad Joke Syndrome."

January 2nd, 2025

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Trees Have a Secret Agenda—They Want to Mate with Humans!

Trees have tricked us—Arbor Day isn't about the environment! It's a plot for trees to get closer to humans and spread their seed. They secretly want us!

January 2nd, 2025

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Fluoride in Water is Actually a Plot to Control Your Taste Buds!

Fluoride isn't mind control—it's taste control! It's dulling your ability to enjoy real water flavors. Reclaim your taste buds before it's too late!

October 17th, 2024

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The Real Reason They Want Your Kids Vaccinated – It’s Not Autism, It’s Mind Control!

Vaccines aren't about autism—they're a secret mind control plot! Nano-drones rewire brains for obedience. Protect your kids before they're turned into zombies!

October 17th, 2024

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Chemtrails: The Real Plot to Turn Everyone Fabulous!

Chemtrails are secretly turning people fabulous with glitter, rainbow particles, and Lady Gaga vibes. Wake up! The sky is raining sequins and sass!

January 2nd, 2025

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Harris vs. Trump: The Battle Over Health, Hives, and Hidden Herpes?

Kamala Harris hints Trump won’t release health records because he’s hiding herpes, while she proudly shares hers. Is this the real reason Trump’s staying mum?

January 2nd, 2025

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