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Gobble Gone Wild: Pardoned Turkey Turns Fugitive, Terrorizes Freeway

Pardoned turkey steals a car, goes on a freeway crime spree, firing shots and tossing cranberry sauce. Thanksgiving chaos gobbles its way into history!
November 28th, 2024

BREAKING: President Trump Plans to Ban Transmissions, Mandates All Cars Must Be “Flintstones-Style” by 2025

Trump mandates foot-powered cars, bans transmissions, then shuts down the EPA, claiming Americans can handle emissions with "a good old-fashioned sniff test."
November 7th, 2024

BREAKING: Bigfoot Spotted Strolling Through Portland!

Bigfoot was spotted rummaging through a trash can in Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square, causing confusion, fright, and surprise among locals.
October 24th, 2024

Man Wears Jacket in Summer So People Will Ask Him to 'Take Jack It Off'

Man wears jacket in summer just to make people say "take jacket off," so he can reply, "You mean Jack it off?" Experts call it "Extreme Dad Joke Syndrome."
October 24th, 2024