Birds are actually government drones, and their poop? GPS trackers for satellites to monitor us! Wake up—these feathered spies are watching your every move!
Kamala Harris hints Trump won’t release health records because he’s hiding herpes, while she proudly shares hers. Is this the real reason Trump’s staying mum?
Trump's use of Full Metal Jacket in rallies isn't just nostalgia—it's part of a secret plan to rewrite Hollywood's anti-war films and toughen up the military!